The Daily Life of a Useless Guy




demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean)


Via Waltzing Zombies

  • me: this show is so fucked up
  • me: *continues watching*
Via ~Reaching For The Light~

bl00mish:

fuckoffmiimi:

john lennon’s art is the reason i’m alive i mean lookimage

"crabs crabbing"

(Source: fuckoffmiimi)

Via The Best of Humor & Entertainment

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

Via pizza ✌

dr-watsons-lover:

fellinboy:

is this goat simulator

i almost didnt realize that there was another goat

(Source: brazilshit)



john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN



beachblonde214:

codeinewarrior:

how did he have that ready to go

I JUST SAW THIS ON THE NEWS

(Source: ForGIFs.com)



johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side




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